Not Breaking, but Interesting News
15 June 2015
The web can’t run on mean forever, but there will always be people who think they’re justice seekers when really, they’re just spiteful pricks. I suppose the message here is don’t be a prick. Karma doesn’t need our policing, but everyone could always use a dash of empathy.
What good are these super fancy meters if the super rich can just pay off fines and continue to waste water, so their landscaping doesn’t crisp? Why should brown be my new black if the wealthy can have green any time? That aside, smart meters are awesome. You’d be amazed at what you can learn about your family’s energy & water needs after a while. The more information, the better.
But we just learned that greed wasn’t good. Dammit. You’re better than this, teens.
This is just the tip of the iceberg. Lucky for you, us ladies know your pain well. Reach out when it becomes too much to bear. We’ll try and be as receptive as you’ve been whenever we’ve done the same. JK, that’d just be spiteful.
See? It’s not really legal until it’s legal recreationally.
Soon, emoji will be our only means of communication. You think I’m kidding, but the future starts now, y’all.