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Not Breaking, but Interesting News

15 June 2015

 
 
The web can’t run on mean forever, but there will always be people who think they’re justice seekers when really, they’re just spiteful pricks. I suppose the message here is don’t be a prick. Karma doesn’t need our policing, but everyone could always use a dash of empathy.

 
What good are these super fancy meters if the super rich can just pay off fines and continue to waste water, so their landscaping doesn’t crisp? Why should brown be my new black if the wealthy can have green any time? That aside, smart meters are awesome. You’d be amazed at what you can learn about your family’s energy & water needs after a while. The more information, the better.

 
But we just learned that greed wasn’t good. Dammit. You’re better than this, teens.

 

Image Source: Giampaolo Sgura / Trunk Archive

Image Source: Giampaolo Sgura / Trunk Archive

 
Dear Men,

This is just the tip of the iceberg. Lucky for you, us ladies know your pain well. Reach out when it becomes too much to bear. We’ll try and be as receptive as you’ve been whenever we’ve done the same. JK, that’d just be spiteful.

-Jane

 
See? It’s not really legal until it’s legal recreationally.

 
Soon, emoji will be our only means of communication. You think I’m kidding, but the future starts now, y’all.

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