Not Breaking, but Interesting News
24 December 2014
Wouldn’t it be funny if Google were Skynet? You know the thought terrified you for a fraction of a second—admit it.
- Google Just Made It Much Easier to Find Song Lyrics—Except the Ones Google Doesn’t Know – newsweek.com
It’s Christmas and we should all read some good news for once, right? OK then, dig in. It’s still sad that the deceased’s friend wouldn’t take the dog, though.
Attention: FedEx would like everyone to just calm it the eff down and let them catch their breath. OK, this is where we laugh maniacally in unison. On three, one…two…three.
So, only gay men that are bravely surviving a harsh dry spell can donate blood? Thanks for attempting to convince us we’re stuck in the 50s, FDA.
Turns out we’re all creatures from the Black Lagoon.
Everything is killing you slowly: these letters, that cursor, those Christmas lights—everything!