Not Breaking, but Interesting News
8 May 2014
If you use the internet, this should matter to you! Keep the net free for you and me.
Welp, we’re moving to Mars, everyone. Does the Tesla guy know about this?
Terrifying and amazing, all at once…
OK, I’m going to have to raise us up to Defcon 2 if we can’t get pollution in check before it ruins my carbs.
Hey London, you’re in for even more of a traffic shit storm than ususal.
Captain obvious called again, said he “told you so.”